Who's the BOSS !!!

When God made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be the boss.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss.
The legs argued that since they took the man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss.
The stomach countered with explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss.
The eyes said that without them, man would be helpless, so they should be boss.
Then the asshole applied for the job.
The other parts of the body laughed so hard that the asshole become mad and closed up. After a few days the brain went foggy, the legs got wobby, the stomach got ill, thr eyes got crossed and unable to see. They all cenceded and made the asshole boss.
This proves that you dont' have to be a brain to be boss.... just an ASSHOLE.