The Art of - Money Laundering

Whuzzup, Peeps? Did you miss me?You see I was bushed last night! Still, I woke up feeling pretty chipper, so thats good! Well today I m gonna talk about smtgh very interesting and that's Money Laundering!. Well it interests me actually....
Well Money Laundering is a crime in many  jurisdictions with varying definitions.It is actually the practice of disguising illegally obtained funds so that they seem legal.More likely a process by which the black money is made white(clean). "The art is to keep that switch hidden" 

It is a key operation of the underground economy.

   Below is a lil workout on learning  the art of Money-Laundering

1st Stage: Placement Stage

Ø      Usually a Bank or a Financial Institution

2nd Stage: Laundering stage

Ø      Buy stocks, then: if the value goes up, they make more money; if it doesn’t, they sell.

Ø      Buy properties, borrowing the money from an offshore company (offshore company = OUT OF THE COUNTRY); then they SLOWLY pay off the mortgage

Ø      Buy pieces of art, then they re-sell it charging a higher price, making more money and from a Clean Source.

3rd Stage: Integration Stage

Ø      The CLEAN MONEY is now integrated into the economy…        

My professor would have killed me by now on skipping  all his marketing projects for dis post. So Guys plz feel free to enlighten me on the same wid sum better ideas or views, if any, so dat I can learn the art more properly..lolz..........

X-Ray Vision

Today is looking to be quite busy, and I mean it.

I'll probably be busy going right down into the night, so I don't know if I'll be able to get off a real post, but I got a link to something that is mildly funny, so I'm going to post it up for you... you ever wonder what it would be like to have X-Ray vision? Maybe it'd be something like this.

Just move your mouse over the ppl in the picture...

Burn M***@***# Burn....

Yesterday I had a rough day at work… and I feel that I need to compensate for that. So I took off a leave from ma usual work.. n gonna spend the day playing PC games, watching movies n blah blah n blah…...well I won't be long winded here at all. I am just going to drop a joke on you and then I'm going to flash, seen? Here it goes...

Ghetto Parrot

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights.

Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot yell even more and of course make crowd go wild. This would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.

One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her. When the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!

Feeling very embarrassed, she corrected the parrot loudly, "No, no, you do not say that when we're here!!".
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same muthafukkahs that were at the club last night!!!

Rain ......Not again

Mann how could I describe the day in one word? Rain! Thats it.

No, it didn't rain all day, but so far its definitely been the dominant feature... The day started out seeming to be another of our hot days, so much so that I was planning to go running today.

I left work to pick up my nephew and as I turned unto the road that his school is on..it began to drizzle. I put him in the car and drove out through the gates and the heavens opened!

Trust me, rain! Heavy, blinding rain. Lightening! Lots of lightening! Thunder! It sounded like a barrage of cannon..lol.

During one particular broadside, I actually ducked, because the lightening seemed to flash immediately in front of me, searing my eyes.......and the crack of thunder was nearly the same.

The problem with rain in here is not that it is heavy or blinding. It is the effect it has on traffic.In addition to that fact, consider that all the roads which were built since the English granted us independence were built without drains..I dunno y..May be the drains was not considered as a necessity. When it rains, therefore, all roads become rivers. Raging torrents, some of them. Luckily for me the Reddish sweetie can swim. ..lol..But these rivers slow up traffic forever. Then they have the people with cars which were never taught to swim. They can slow traffic down a lot as well.

Anyway, a so it go. Sometimes its rain, sometimes sun. The rain sometimes provides a bit of humour too.....When I finally got back to work, I saw a friend, Sen, who works in an Insurance company. He was waiting in the parking lot for a woman that was travelling back to his office with him, and I stopped to say hi. After we chatted a bit, he burst out with "Where is that girl, man? You know how long I'm waiting?" So I said to him "Women have something in common with the rain, you know... Both of them keep you waiting around on them."

He grinned immediately and came back with "Yeah, they both keep you waiting, and they both can get you wet!" and he said it really quickly, which I thought was pretty sharp, don't you?