Attention Please !!!

First year students at Medical college were receiving their first Anatomy class wid a real dead human body.They all gathered around the surgery table wid the body covered wid a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them,"In medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor :-

• The first is dat you shouldn't b Disgusted by anything involving the human body. >For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns, sticking a finger in the butt of the corpse and sucking on it.

• When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them,"the second most important quality is Observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to Pay ATTENTION!!! lolz.