A case of Kiss and a Slap..
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Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.
Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound
and slap Bush again....
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2 comments:
i guess thts why they say tht Indian politicians are the most shrewd among all....and yeah Bush deserves it..heheh
>TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS*
>You have two cows.
>You sell one and buy a bull.
>Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
>You retire on the income.
>
>*INDIAN ECONOMICS *
>You have two cows.
>You worship them.
>
>* PAKISTAN ECONOMICS*
>You don't have any cows.
>You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
>You ask the US for financial aid,
>China for military aid,
>Britain for warplanes,
>Italy for machines,
>Germany for technology,
>France for submarines,
>Switzerland for loans,
>Russia for drugs and
>Japan for equipment.
>You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world
>
>*AMERICAN ECONOMICS*
>You have two cows.
>You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
>You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
>You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will
>be a danger to mankind.
>You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
>
>* FRENCH ECONOMICS *
>You have two cows.
>You go on strike because you want three cows.
>
>*GERMAN ECONOMICS *
>You have two cows.
>You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month
>and milk themselves.
>
>*BRITISH ECONOMICS *
>You have two cows.
>They are both mad.
>
>*ITALIAN ECONOMICS*
>You have two cows.
>You don't know where they are.
>You break for lunch.
>
>*SWISS ECONOMICS *
>You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
>You charge others for storing them.
>
>*JAPANESE ECONOMICS*
>You have two cows.
>You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
>cow and produce twenty times the milk.
>You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them
>worldwide.
>
>*CHINESE ECONOMICS *
>You have two cows.
>You have 300 people milking them.
>You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
>reporting the actual numbers.
>
>*RUSSIAN ECONOMICS*
>You have two cows.
>You count them and learn you have five cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 17 cow
>You give up counting.
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