Burn M***@***# Burn....

Yesterday I had a rough day at work… and I feel that I need to compensate for that. So I took off a leave from ma usual work.. n gonna spend the day playing PC games, watching movies n blah blah n blah…...well I won't be long winded here at all. I am just going to drop a joke on you and then I'm going to flash, seen? Here it goes...

Ghetto Parrot

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights.

Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot yell even more and of course make crowd go wild. This would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.

One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her. When the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!

Feeling very embarrassed, she corrected the parrot loudly, "No, no, you do not say that when we're here!!".
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same muthafukkahs that were at the club last night!!!